Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Cone Visit

Occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream.

I'm going to cone visit you soon.

by T_Wizzle June 30, 2010

Graveyard Cone

When you cant be fucked cleaning ash out of the cone piece, so you just chuck some baccy on top and sink it.

After Connor finished complaining to Stuart about his filthy cone piece, he ordered a graveyard cone for brunch.

by hotsource November 28, 2022

snow cone bread

the bombest tasting shit in the world

Damn, I juss had some snow cone bread chicken and that shit was bomb

by Big Arlem October 3, 2004

Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦

Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

bitching your cone

when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either

- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks

and you don’t sink your cone in one rip

stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed

by Superkai69 August 23, 2019