by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023
Get the Tuesday Ankle mug.By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
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Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.
by pit… April 20, 2025
Get the Tuesday Night Twistback mug.1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.
2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025
Get the Tuesday mug.A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.
I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
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Get the Tuesday mug.1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008
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