Rub some Vagisil on it!

Dont be a wimp, dont complain, dont be such a pussy!

So you broke your arm, rub some Vagisil on it.

So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!

by TOMM September 26, 2012

put some crocs on

if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down

Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"

Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "

Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*

by urfavoriteuglyrat March 21, 2017

doing some work

Stealing shit.

A: What are you doing?
B: I'm just doing some work.

by TheThird Position October 18, 2019

rip some rope

used as a way to say you scored a goal in the sport hockey.

“Yo jonesy remember when i rip some rope last tuesday? that snapper got me a post game blowy.”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018

slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.

"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl

by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011

Throw some dirt

To disrespect someone by meaning to kill them and throwing dirt on their coffin like what is done at a funeral.

My bitch cheated my boy told me to throw some dirt on that bitch.

by vickrosstheboss November 2, 2019