When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"
Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.
Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.
Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
by jkldosan a673 July 08, 2011
when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"
by Anonymous November 18, 2002
a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.
by graphic freedom June 21, 2006
Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
by mistersmith1990 June 08, 2009
A nickname given to the MA5b and MA5c Assault Rifles in the Halo series due to its lack of usefulness. Seriously it's like a fucking Nerf gun.
1337gam3r1: Jeffy quit using the ass salt rifle and pick up a DMR! Look at ur K/D
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!
by BoredKid1911 June 27, 2011
i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by horny4tippity December 30, 2020
Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.
by Whatisyourexcuse April 13, 2018