by Megalog December 10, 2016
Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?
by macabre_brooder May 22, 2018
An imperfectly perfect person is someone who has their own specific qualities such as being clumsy, nerdy, goofy, weird, etc. and those qualities make that person interesting and perfect in their own way. There is beauty in things that are odd and imperfect and being flawed is not always a bad thing.
That girl, Hayleigh, can fall up the stairs, have a panic attack skiing on the bunny slope and has more prescriptions than CVS. She has more problems than she can count. Yet, she still only thinks about others. She's imperfectly perfect.
by .webster March 02, 2015
The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
by TK May 27, 2015
The girl who is always there for you no matter how far apart you are geographically. She treats you perfect no matter how stupid you are. She loves you through thick and thin. I love you Buttercup.
by CurlyFryLovesButtercup May 17, 2018
The N64s best game. Ruled the gaming world until the next round of consoles(sony 2) emerged.
Battle simulants in Goldeneye style maps.
First game to properly utilise 'Personal or User Intelligence Agent' software...A simple form of AI.
Battle simulants in Goldeneye style maps.
First game to properly utilise 'Personal or User Intelligence Agent' software...A simple form of AI.
by Diego November 08, 2003
The perfect bite tm is a technique created by Jaiden Animations where you analayze the food on your plate and eat the second best bite. Then you work your way around it and end on the BEST bite
by YTDefOnitions February 25, 2021