Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.

The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.

by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025

Plastic shark

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.

The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021