if someone gives unnecessary comments that you didn’t ask for you can deal with it with sarcasm:) and humor!
by Sarah._.26353 March 16, 2023
Get the Thank you for your city your frankmug. Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!
by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025
Get the Thank You For Being a Friendmug. An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. Ud can you please
Post for me…
And for he…
His words I need to see…
As well as my words for him to read…
Much I do not normally ask…
If you could complete this little task…
Happiness I will shine…
As I won’t have to super overthink all of the time…
Understand I know you do…
If I could, I would do it for you…
Begging … yes, I am…
Even if post are just a few…
Post for me…
And for he…
His words I need to see…
As well as my words for him to read…
Much I do not normally ask…
If you could complete this little task…
Happiness I will shine…
As I won’t have to super overthink all of the time…
Understand I know you do…
If I could, I would do it for you…
Begging … yes, I am…
Even if post are just a few…
by U loving me; only in my dreams December 11, 2023
Get the Thankmug. Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019
Get the Thank you, Rachel.mug. a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.
by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019
Get the thank you helenmug. by airy explodes shit May 1, 2023
Get the thanknessmug.