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Crib addict

A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.
That Facebook users are all crib addicts!
by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025
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Double Addict

Someone that is highly addicted to both Smoking and Drinking.
Being a Double Addict has put me in debt for cigarettes and beer.
by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019
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Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine
Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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earrape addict

someone who likes to listen to earrape
ooh yes I am an earrape addict
friendz: ew goodbye <moves to antartica>
by Soo Donihm June 14, 2018
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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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Rock Addiction

When you spend all your paycheck in 3 days on rocks, not crack, just heady ass rocks..
Eric: Oh Snap!, I just spent $400 on a head stash piece of Tourmaline!

Johnna: You're fucking crazy, you've got a god damn rock addiction!
by RocksInYOsOCKS! April 14, 2012
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