A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.
by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025

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by Soo Donihm June 14, 2018

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Eric: Oh Snap!, I just spent $400 on a head stash piece of Tourmaline!
Johnna: You're fucking crazy, you've got a god damn rock addiction!
Johnna: You're fucking crazy, you've got a god damn rock addiction!
by RocksInYOsOCKS! April 14, 2012
