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J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".
Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."
by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011
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k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
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vaishnavi k

Vaishnavi k is prbly a Sagittarius or a Virgo ,leo.....she is caring ,loving and loves pets .....extremely intelligent ,lazy ,short tempered
Hey she is such a Vaishnavi k ,she is short tempered
by Harish October 28, 2021
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Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?
by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009
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baylee k

The type of woman where you want to love all the time, but you don't have the guts to go up to her and actually talk to her and you have to be with your friends to and you still can't and you don't have a phone so you can't text her all the time. She is also a stud athlete and she will do anything to make you happy and whenever you look at her even if you are tired or mad at her or something else she will always make you smile and she will not make you talk about something unless it's stupid or about her and she wants to know and she always tries to make it work to where you can see each other and even though she is dating someone else you still love her and you care about her and that will never change and she makes your whole world spin.
Baylee Kelly is the kind of person you would spend your whole day with over the things you love most and it is like falling onto a pillow of clouds and she is and will always be the best part of your day and you lifetime.
by Konner R-S October 28, 2019
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sugar k

Sugar K is the nickname of our favorite dad in history of YouTuber dads he's also known as Kevin Langue a YouTuber who inspires multiple people internationally
"what's up guys it's your favorite dad aka Sugar K
by STREAM WAHWAHWAH BY L4H June 26, 2020
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Alicia K.

Alicia K. is a girl who has a quieter side at school, but is definitely not shy. she has a lighter skin tone with brownish, blondish hair and more on the talkative side when taking to her friends. Alicia has a new structured face with a perfect shaped head She loves being around her friends and enjoys the time spent with them. She has a heart that loves people and because of her kind and sweet personality. She enjoys gymnastics and Cheer leading. It's because of her personality that boys love her most. The way you can tell her anything and she wont judge you. She likes boys who are nice, sweet, and funny. She loves boys with amazing personality that can treat her with pride and not be afraid to say that they like each other she likes hanging out every days with him and shares the same hobbies. Alicia is a very lovable person.
by Brady100 August 22, 2018
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