A feminist cookie is the term for the reward some men seem to be seeking for saying or doing something feminist. Asking someone if they want a cookie may be used to mock, more or less gently, such attention seeking. A man congratulating himself on his feministic treatment of women is likely to be called out for cookie seeking. In general, feminists consider feminist behavior an essential matter of etiquette, not a cause for general congratulations and acclaim.
Bob: “Women shouldn’t go to prison for false rape accusations.”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
by FLWizard August 10, 2021
Get the Feminist cookiemug. A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
by Poplex May 20, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's feministmug. A female gets carried away by her emotions and stands up for what she believes is sexism and this comedian is a bad guy boo hoo
A comedian: just trying to brighten someone’s day A Women: “Hey that’s not funny that’s sexist.” Audience: Aw man, I was sure laughing before that but now the vibe is kinda off..
Tosh.io: “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, five guys right now… like right now?“
All men: 😂 Some women: 😂 memers: LOL XD
feminist heckler: WaNa SeE mE DO IT AGAIN?!?
Society: it is what it is
the working class: it is what it is
Tosh.io: “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, five guys right now… like right now?“
All men: 😂 Some women: 😂 memers: LOL XD
feminist heckler: WaNa SeE mE DO IT AGAIN?!?
Society: it is what it is
the working class: it is what it is
by BenBrilBro_yt April 16, 2020
Get the Feminist hecklermug. A feminist who only engages by posting argumentative statements or complaints about gender issues affecting women, usually on Facebook.
With the unlimited power of Facebook likes, post feminists can change society with little more than a few clicks of her mouse.
by ContrafibularitionsSir May 17, 2016
Get the post feministmug. A man who performs selective feminism in a self-aggrandising attempt at ingratiating himself with women and getting laid.
by Gaby Birle January 25, 2024
Get the Fuck-Boy Feministmug. A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)
Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.
Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists
Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists
by Hank Panther May 31, 2023
Get the U-Haul Feministmug. a feminist marriage is where you admit the only reason you got married as a woman is to have children. most women who are smart will marry men for money not love, and most women who are feminists will marry to have a family.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
feminist marriage - is marriage in feminism, isnt really about asking questions, or drawing lines, its about making your kids happy, and providing a better life for your partner by living a life without judgement, and a life filled with love, and passion
by ironfinn November 7, 2023
Get the feminist marriagemug.