by MiseryQ October 04, 2006
This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".
by Poop??? May 26, 2011
The Corsair in Battlefield Vietnam.
It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.
It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.
by Evil Jesus August 29, 2004
Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
by Bossalicious April 21, 2017
1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.
by MWriter September 03, 2009
Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
by therumpler October 19, 2010
Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
by inyofacenowbisch February 04, 2009