communism

a form of government which is beautiful on paper but for some reason never works in real life

by DojoMojo April 19, 2003

communism

a system of complete equalness that is constantly missunderstood by most people , like those who use commie in a bad sense

i'm not communist, nor anarchist, im a communo-anarchist

by Oj Docs December 9, 2003

neo-communist

One who advocates communism while also tending to look down upon and patronize, if not openly hate blue collar workers. Likely believes that they should not be obligated to work, but should still be entitled to enjoy the products of the labor of others.

"Rent is theft! I shouldn't have to be a wage slave to enjoy nice things! We have enough automation that I shouldn't have to work!"
"So... you're a neo-communist?"

by Huevos grande November 9, 2022

community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.

1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.

by "The Fox" May 21, 2008

community hipster

a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.

yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.

by scuttle the sailor January 24, 2011

Community Cock-Block

1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.

ex:

Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"

Miguel: "Why?"

Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."

Miguel: "Put me in coach"

by RX Absolut April 2, 2013

community bike

Someone (coughs) who has been ridden by everyone in the community

Dennis is a community bike

by Sweaty baller January 12, 2016