Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010

Cheese Oven

An internal bodily cavity in which one warms their cheese

What happened?!

Just got punted in the Cheese Oven

by Snoo-Snoo June 14, 2018

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

frankie cheese

Frankie’s cheese that comes out of his cock

Frankie pulled out his cock and gave us some cheese that is Frankie cheese

by Secr0t March 22, 2021

Raw Cheese

When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.

Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.

by D Shift Squad May 27, 2018

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Disaster With Cheese

To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.

When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.

by Teh NoobToob June 22, 2010