Cheese Oven

An internal bodily cavity in which one warms their cheese

What happened?!

Just got punted in the Cheese Oven

by Snoo-Snoo June 14, 2018

Disaster With Cheese

To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.

When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.

by Teh NoobToob June 22, 2010

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010

Abusing The Cheese

A nerd slang from the ninties, commonly referred to in video gaming, which is used to describe a move of uber pwnage used in rapid succession to defeat the opponent. Some video games (Rage) will sometimes show a symbol involving a piece of cheese with a cancellation symbol above it to indicate that a player is rapidly using the same move over and over and will drain their health total to even the balance of pwnage they have caused.

WTF Dalsim! Stop side sweeping me, you're abusing the cheese!

by Garry Cron January 31, 2008