Adam is a Belfast man really looking forward to his DATE at EIGHT tonight with Denise. Adam is also bloody stunning
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by Crazylord05892 March 19, 2026
Get the Its just a fuckin bumblebee mug.The Bangkok Bugle is a sexual act usually performed by window fitters called Darren on vacation in Thailand.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"
"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"
"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"
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Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
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In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
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