Badger

Someone who’s a game ropey bastard.

Person 1: Did you hear Jacob popped a couple of garrys then pissed on a 50 year olds mouth
Person 2: the kids a badger

by CraigDackAttack January 12, 2026

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.

Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.

by Sh1406 January 18, 2026

Badger

Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!

No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.

by TheOLBarefootTom February 19, 2026