boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

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Army Boyfriend

The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.

I got an army Boyfriend

by Morningstar89 March 26, 2020

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Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

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Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

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semester boyfriend

A male whom is a temporary replacement for a male role for only a semesters length in a girls life. Needs certain attributes in order to keep the fling going and exciting. No strings attached unless otherwise clarified. it has to be very clear that the girl is using him for a placeholder until she finds Mr. right.

Kate: I'm hanging out with Kevin, and hes a lot of fun but i dont want anything serious so im going to make him my semester boyfriend.
Maria: Thats what i did last semester, works out for the best.

by c00kkkies February 19, 2012

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