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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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bout to go skeet

when you are going skeeing
-hey bro im bout to go skeet

-sick can i go to

-sure, but dont tell my girlfriend
-ofcourse bro
by Nogli October 28, 2021
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jamaican crab go crunch

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020
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Going to NASA

A euphemism for masturbation. A term initially conceived through its connection to the rocket fap.
Ben has been going to NASA all night, the noise is distracting.
by asilyasdhfkisyabdk,fq3e April 10, 2016
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going over to the darkside

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person
by kermit999 June 19, 2011
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go stick your head in a hornet's nest

A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.
Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.
by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020
mugGet the go stick your head in a hornet's nestmug.

Gos

A person whos good at tech and annoyed about the ppl who annoy him. He's friendly but he doesn't have much friends.
Gos created a program that can make your life easier.
by Hellohihihihihi December 22, 2020
mugGet the Gosmug.

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