Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 04, 2012

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

slithering around like a rat

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

by jay gee March 03, 2024

built like a waterpark

it usually means your gf is wet

guy: I have to listen to my gf all the time bcz she's built like a waterpark
other guy: dawg that's crazy , imagine

by tyler_thecreatorlover198 December 29, 2023

Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 07, 2022

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi November 11, 2015

just like halloween

to be tricked out of your treat 💯

ex 1:
chanel: “why don’t you talk about him anymore?”
sol: “cs he treated me just like halloween”
ex 2:
connor: “what happened when you went to her house?”
dion: “it was just like halloween”

by seaturtle420 February 22, 2022