go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.

Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*

by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025

Go yard

Another way of saying “go hard,” which is a phrase used by athletes to describe their mentality in a game. Made famous in an interview with Todd Peterson (pitcher, Louisiana State University) after he had just hit a two-run double.

Reporter: “What was your mentality when you stepped up to the plate?”

Todd: “Go yard.”

by StinkyPoopFart September 29, 2022

Going to Philly

Your excuse for not going out because you're going to go give oral or have sex with somebody.

Sorry, I can't make it to your birthday party, I'm going to philly.

by Julia_AC September 16, 2015

going to Europe

When one girl has sex with more than 2 guys at the same time.

Going to Europe:
Girl: "hey you wanna go to Europe with me? "

*points at 5 guys*

Guys: "sure"

by Simp girl June 17, 2023

going for a ride

what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings

going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017

all is going to stick

Everything, including time and space will be stick together like I stick my dick on your butt.

And at the end, all is going to stick, even if ya'll try'n to pull. Sucks, Bro.

by PraHag December 1, 2016