13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off

omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth

by NGR LVR September 26, 2014

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

Dummy-Dumb Poo-Poo Head

This used as an act of retaliation in an epic gamer rap battle. This can only be used once in a lifetime by the fiercest of warriors: Chuck Norris is the only know user. When used 3 bolts of lightning will erupt from the ground into the heart, brain, and anus of your opponent. This will mean you have won the epic gamer {rap battle. This is an epic victory royale.

Kyle: *finishes rap*
You: You are a dummy-dumb poo-poo head!
Kyle: *gets epically clapped*
You: Epic victory royale, broski!

by VeryBigBrainBill605 January 7, 2020

National Give Jerry Head Day

National give jerry head day is October 4th

I gotta give jerry head today it’s october 4th, it’s National give jerry head day is October 4th

by ILoveMyGirlFriend$$$ October 3, 2022

dumb dumb baby stoopy head

when you're just being dumb as f*ck

addy: "I can't get over my ex"
me: "dumb dumb baby stoopy head"

by Sydney V. January 15, 2020

worm sucking doo doo head

A worm sucking doo doo head is just an example of a poor insult often used by preachers to show that insults hurt just as badly as being hit by a baseball bat. It's a nonoffensive insult.

Did you hear Pastor Mark call Stephanie a worm sucking doo doo head during the sermon today??

by Winchestergirl97 June 11, 2017

International Pants On Your Head day

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.

*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

by nadzocto March 24, 2021