A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021

by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019

Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.
by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”
by The Rawdog March 8, 2024

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

A game played primarily by Canadians where one player restrains another by the arms and waits for another player to attempt to strike the testicles of the victim, whilst saying "where's that bag" repeatedly. This is usually done by surprise and without consent of the victim. This game has been popularized by the Canadian television show "Just Passing Through".
"I was hanging out with my Canadian brothers the other day until they surprised my with a nice game of Bag-Tag. Needless to say, my nuts have never been the same."
by Fancymonocleguy September 21, 2016
