Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

stir nigga

The guy the drug dealer forces to stir his crack while the said drug dealer is selling crack… typically someone who owes a lot of money and doesn’t want to suck the dope man’s flesh ram rod in lieu of payment.

“Whipping in the kitchen like a stir nigga”

by Irefusemyhandle April 18, 2023

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu means if youre not getting on my terraria server youre dead bitch

Person 1: nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement

by nwordisfunny April 11, 2022

Pussy Nigga Guacamole

A nigga that is a highest levels of bitchery and they is famous for always having a 1 inch puinsher.

"Yo King George is really a Pussy Nigga Guacamole"-George Washington (1775)

by Billis Blacksumia May 16, 2019

nigga puddy

a black cat

A Nigga puddy is hard to see at night.

by rapacity October 1, 2011

Beaner Nigga

A hispanic or tan person who is either carribean or from a hispanic culture.

"Hey what's good my beaner nigga, whachu been up to."

by A Beaner Nigga November 27, 2023

jump-nigga

A nigga who jumps people and afraid to fight one on one

"ayo you tryna fight?"

"Nah, you a jump-nigga."

by Norcalijose February 10, 2024