Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

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people who go jim

usually in a short video or TikTok where someone is flexing them when it says people who go JIM they flex harder.

“People who go GYM.”

“People who go jim.”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023

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go giga

Something special needs kids say when no one asked

All you need to do is go giga

by chicken lil May 24, 2021

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going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

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