National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!

Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!

by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023

national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023

national give a girl your hoodie day

novembee 23: give hoodie:)

boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw

by ching_ch0ng.ling.l0ng November 22, 2023

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

National Nova/Lion Day

November 30 is National Nova/Lion Day. On this day she gets lots of love and hugs cause she’s awesome.

“Dude it’s National Nova/Lion Day! How are you not already celebrating?”

by lionisepic November 25, 2023

National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023

National NPC day

November 27th is National NPC (non-playable character) day. The day where NPC’s have maximum power.

“Why does everybody seem so robotic today?” “Oh! That’s because it’s National NPC day!”

by Beep-beep-boop November 25, 2023