A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well
your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.
by c to the o to the r to the why? October 9, 2004

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate
Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day
by Flame___ March 18, 2022

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 3, 2009

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021

by ah1124 April 2, 2019

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed
by KingKakuta June 28, 2018
