A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well
your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.
by c to the o to the r to the why? October 9, 2004

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate
Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day
by Flame___ March 18, 2022

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 3, 2009

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed
by KingKakuta June 28, 2018

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020

Wesley is a fucking weasel!
by WePull February 9, 2023
