Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 23, 2010

drippy turtle

After a man cums and the penis softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it's shell, thus causing the excess cum trapped in the penis to drip out.

Man, I hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.

by Nedthan June 19, 2010

slimy turtle

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time

while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position

by tommydizzleword November 3, 2008

Turtle Hanger

If someone goes for a poop, and do not wip their ass properly, they would have a small poop hanging from their butt.

Andy went to the toilet and left with a turtle hanger

by x Your Mum x August 5, 2011

awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009