When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 04, 2025
When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.
I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!
by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025
Another term for "Dutch oven". When you fart under a blanket and pull the blanket over your friends head.
First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.
First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.
by MaybleLover November 13, 2015
In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt
by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021
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by damslammer February 17, 2025
When you are considered rich in another country when your home currency is more valuable than the local country currency due to the currency exchange rate between them. Traditionally between the USD (US Dollar) and the TRY (Turkish Lira) 8:1. Extreme examples like USD to THB (Thailand Baht) 31:1 or USD to IQD (Iraqi Dinar) 1,450:1.
Frank: How was you vacation to Thailand?
Carl: I felt like a turkish millionare when 100 USD paid for all my food, alcohol, car rentals, and a 5 star hotel for a week.
Carl: I felt like a turkish millionare when 100 USD paid for all my food, alcohol, car rentals, and a 5 star hotel for a week.
by OrdinaryOG June 17, 2021