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josuah jonas

Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games
Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money
by Lichtbus April 12, 2020
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Jonas

Jonas is a fat ass, he is the fattest human alive.
your mama is so fat she is like Jonas, forstår du?
by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022
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Jonas

Absolute weeb. Says he isn't but fucking loves JoJo. Kirari stan.
Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
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Jona

Why even?
Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS
by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
mugGet the Jonamug.

Jonas Lotz

He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022
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Jona

Jona is litterally a gay boy. He’s so nice to other people on the outside but hates people on the inside. Jona is a boy who loves to talk about other people he don’t like and is always kind when he meets them in person. Jona is a very nice guy who will always be there in your darkest times. He’s a friend you are greatful to have!

Jona is a gorgeous Human ;)
Jona is Gay
by simsibimsi November 23, 2021
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jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates
person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.
by bergarten March 2, 2018
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