short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 09, 2023

Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

airplane shorts

Shorts that women wear that are so lose when they bend over you can see right into the cockpit.

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That chicks airplane shorts are so nice you can see her landing strip!

by Concretecarver January 17, 2018

Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

by AHHHHHpeople.com November 04, 2019

Short World

Where it feels like the world has half the population and the streets are empty. Basically it feels like your alone.
When you feel short World/ short Worlded you are alone

“Jesus, the streets look very short World today,”

by StrangerWords July 10, 2022