shut the heck your mouth

A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.

Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth

by biggayeeeee April 8, 2019

Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

by asthomasa May 1, 2020

well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017

Shut the fuck up September

Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.

person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.

by Solar.Ashton July 1, 2021

michael needs to shut up

michael shut up he is a nerd

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe

by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022

Run up or shut up

This means if you’re not gonna run up On me and throw hands do you need to shut up and stop running your mouth because you’re not gonna do nothing to me.

That’s why you stank
All I gotta say is run up or shut up hoe

by 💕✨🔑💍2️⃣ April 13, 2022

Put out or shut up

Something you say to an annoying girl that won’t stop complaining about insignificant things

Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.

by Ben Dover 987 June 27, 2023