hair pie

Meat rose 'n' hairs. A hirsute pudendum.

"......no, it's Hair Pie" -Captain Beefheart

by FleshTrust November 22, 2010

Blonde Pie

a.k.a. "B.P"
The velvety gash of a sweet and slender blonde-headed woman

Bobby sure loves his Blonde Pie served fresh and warm

by Dude-Person March 17, 2003

pie-rat

He who seeks pies and rides motorbikes. One cannot simply decide to BE a pie-rat; there are rituals to be performed and only other pie-rats can tell you if, and when, you have become a pie-rat.

'Slime looked at the grey skies and knew that today was a day for a pie. He started his Harley and headed south. Yes, the journey would be long, cold and not a little dangerous but there was a pie to be eaten and it had to be done. He is a Pie-Rat and it is the law'.

by W Davidson June 11, 2006

Fu Pie

An incredibly idiotic web comic. A coagulation of astoundingly shitty, colorless MS Paint drawings of stick figures, it quickly becomes apparent upon reading that the author is most likely an autistic 12-year old. It has mercifully died (hopefully along with the author), most likely because the several people who read it had their feeding tubes pulled.

1. Gary's coma prevented him from looking away from the screen.

2. If you're still drawing like this when you're over 10, it may be time to see a psychiatrist. Seriously people, forget all about Fu Pie.

by Homns McGee December 14, 2008

Pie hole

The mouth: because its a big hole into which you are able to shove pies.

Shut your pie hole when you're eating!!

by CamelKid February 28, 2010

meat pie

something vegetarians and vegans don't eat

'me don't want none o' that meat pie, pass the tatas'

by jinglejangle November 7, 2003

pie wagon

A fat chick.

I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003