the worst people next to to the guys at peta.they are always enforcing censorship,taking their kids to sporting event that the don't wan't compete in,and going to pta meetings
Me:hey dude,have you heard blood sugar sex magik?
Soccer Mom:how could your parents let you listen to that smut!
me:well,because my parents don't care if a song has cuss words in it.they know its not their decsion whast i listen to.
later i come in contact with the same soccer mom while playing my on hot minute cd
Soccer Mom:turn that stuff off!there are children present!
I grab my machette and slice her head off and continue my day
Soccer Mom:how could your parents let you listen to that smut!
me:well,because my parents don't care if a song has cuss words in it.they know its not their decsion whast i listen to.
later i come in contact with the same soccer mom while playing my on hot minute cd
Soccer Mom:turn that stuff off!there are children present!
I grab my machette and slice her head off and continue my day
by futuramafan May 26, 2008
Get the soccer mommug. by localcatlover March 15, 2022
Get the vencel's mommug. (Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015
Get the mom-croonmug. Who I ride after school
by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021
Get the Dans mommug. 
An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.
that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..
by bitter teenager February 15, 2021
Get the ipad mommug. A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020
Get the Mexican Mommug.