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hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 14, 2008
mugGet the hand busymug.

hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
mugGet the hand rulemug.

Outta hand

Can be used in a positive way and be a synonym to cool, tight, dope, sick, hyped etc. Can also be used in a negetive way and be a synonym to belligerant, unruly, sketchy, shady etc.
Damn did you see the homie knock that chap out?! Shit was too outtahand! But then the homie got all drunk and threw up in my car that shit was outta hand
by Vengy June 17, 2012
mugGet the Outta handmug.

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"
by Nigaliga March 12, 2014
mugGet the Hand Controllermug.

old hand

When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!
by shxdofrost March 10, 2021
mugGet the old handmug.

third handed

a mutated person that who born with 3 arms and uses his/her third hand mostly.
My classmate writes with his/her third hand.
My classmate is third handed.
by RÆZ October 12, 2021
mugGet the third handedmug.

Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes
Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks
by Playah8ers November 26, 2009
mugGet the Hand Herpesmug.

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