Keyhole'd

When you go so deep that you require a locksmith to find lost objects in said cavity.

Chris was keyhole'd so hard that he lost his tamagotchi in his asshole.

by DJ CHAD February 22, 2021

Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021

Keyone

The one who holds the key of David.

In Rev. 3:7 states in Philadelphia write, these things sayes he the Keyone, the Amen-one hethat has the key of David.

by Emporer-twin Key Warrior-one March 7, 2021

Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.

My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd

by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021

keylolol

an amazing tiktoker who deserves the world

“hey do you follow keylolol?”
“omg yeah they’re one of my favourite mutuals”

by shoyoilysm [lipbite] April 9, 2021

Keyboard warrior

Bostin Loyd

BOSTIN LOYD IS A KEYBOARD WARRIOR

by Handle 2 April 9, 2021