Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.

Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.

by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021

Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021

Jonathan

Cooler than YoYo

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo

by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021

Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

Jonathan

The love of my life.
I hope.

Jonathan, I admire him. <3

by 𝐴 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 *𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓴* October 30, 2021

Jonathan

probably likes crunch bars

person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*

by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021