Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.

"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.

by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019

Helmet

its whats robbies weave looks like

robbie cut yo helmet weave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022

Whistling Helmet

When you shake your dick after pissing and it starts whistling.

Oi Gaz you've got whistling helmet

by Craig King August 20, 2022

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022