Freedom of the Press

The ability to print, publish, or post, via electronic or non-electronic methods, private or public, without infringement, restriction, or repercussions of any sort, regardless of damage caused.

The president is often at war with the freedom of the press to control his country.

by The Democratic Encyclopedia October 21, 2013

Freddy Mercury Poisoning

AIDS

Kyle: Dam dude did you hear Ethan died of Freddy mercury poisoning?
Ben: No, I thought he just had HIV

by bigbirdisfaster April 10, 2019

Freddy Fazebear

Epic monkey dancing who can do 360s off the roof! Faze funny guys!! smash like

guys look at Freddy Fazebear jump off the roof!!!!! kys!!!!
look at him pop off!!!!

by epic fart guy July 20, 2020

freddy butcher

An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.

Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal

by clearblood May 15, 2021

freedom tube

What a freedom-loving anti-vaxxer gets when they go to the ICU (and never come back)

"After I said no to Pfizer and Moderna, my reward was having an ICU nurse put a freedom tube down my throat."

by adribt September 21, 2021

bust freddies

To trade food stamps for cash or drugs.

yo i had to bust freddies on that bag.

by booties May 17, 2007

Spaghetti Freddy

When you are so fucked up drunk that your arms and legs resemble flailing spaghetti noodles.

Nick: Dude what the fuck is wrong with Michelle. She dropped her drink and can't even stand.

Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.

by The Blumpkin Bandit May 24, 2012