Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

down to Earth person

a person with no illusions or pretensions; practical and realistic, operative

The irony is that they were trying to show Monica as a decent down to Earth person with problems that decent down to Earth people tend to have.

by brazplayer February 11, 2017

Earthing

Putting your pussy on some rocks.

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.

by ArizonaDaddy January 16, 2022

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

by Earthing January 16, 2023

earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

by rose :p December 09, 2023

Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.

by miyumyau October 04, 2023

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper March 26, 2018