The Manlet Detection Agency is a crucial government entity that seeks to, using the long arm of the law, squash the derisory emergence of a pint-sized manlet insurgency. The brave men and women of the Manlet Detection Agency work tirelessly to protect the community from the ever-present threat of a manlet uprising by relentlessly detecting manlets both online and irl. Suspected manlets are detained and then searched and stripped of any contraband like height boosting insoles and high heels. Subsequently the potential Little Criminals are meticulously measured and, if confirmed to be shorter than 5ft10 and therefore a soon-to-be prison wife manlet, the stunted manlets are arrested on the spot. Every lacking inch below 5ft10 is known to be reflected by an additional ten-year prison term in the girlish manlet's well-deserved sentence, which will be imposed upon the puny manlet by a fuming judge as the microscopic manlet boy stands small in a courtroom atop of his towering attorney's outstretched palm securely shackled by a string of dental floss.
Hey, isn't that the minuscule turbo-manlet Kevin Hart getting hemmed up by a heroic group of mobile task force agents from the Manlet Detection Agency? It sure is. That diminutively petite and astronomically effeminate sissy manlet is going to be sentenced to a billion years in the penitentiary. Hahahahaha!
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The regularly adressed hoodlum fella of african-american origin, threatened another man with his 9mm Defeater
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A: Hey B! Did you see that guy the other day robbing a bank with his 9mm defeater?
B: If i were him I'd use a pistol
A: Yeah, but it was a sperm bank
B: I bet he wasn't qualified to donate!
The regularly adressed hoodlum fella of african-american origin, threatened another man with his 9mm Defeater
2:
A: Hey B! Did you see that guy the other day robbing a bank with his 9mm defeater?
B: If i were him I'd use a pistol
A: Yeah, but it was a sperm bank
B: I bet he wasn't qualified to donate!
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