dork hoe

A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.

John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.

by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

dork squared

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!

"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)

by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo December 14, 2008

Dork

An idiot.

You are such a dork Kevin.

by Everwun September 26, 2018

Dork

Hunter

Hunter is the biggest dork to ever dork

by I'mNobodyRelevant December 1, 2020

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

DORK

dork is a socially awkward person that I am. and also can be quite weird, silly and goofy!

!!This names are based on dork diaries!!
Mackenzie-"Hey Nikki is literally dressed like a total DORK!
Jessica-"Not her puke sweater though!! Its ugly!"

by alola! July 9, 2023