Buccaneer's Beard

An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.

I knew it as soon as I noticed the hairy armpits; she had a fanny like a buccaneer's beard.

by The anal jester February 11, 2004

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Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

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By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.

Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.

by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010

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noseless under-beard

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.

Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.

by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

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White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.

"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."

by xHorderlands January 12, 2012

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