The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
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Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
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