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Mark Shamus

Aka a BETA MALE (limp and suffers e.d) A people pleaser. Loves to be center of attention. Mark Shamus goes out of his way to help strangers, but craps on the friends closest to him.

Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.

Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.

If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.

Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.
Friend: " There goes Mark Shamus, strapped his cape on and ready to save a ho"

"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"

Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)
by Never_again23Ugoing2learn April 26, 2022
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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
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Mark Mcgean1

Mark Mcgean1 Big penis
by Itsyeboy0183 January 14, 2019
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Swan Mark

Any bruising that results from rough sex. E

sp if the bruising causes outsiders to believe that you are in an abusive relationship.

The term comes from the Twilight series. Specifically, the injuries Bell Swan-Cullen sustained during her honeymoon in Breaking Dawn.
Girl 1: Hey, what's up with that bruise on your arm? Did someone hit you?

Girl 2: Nah, it's just a Swan mark

Girl 1: Good on ya!
by RaritySparkle December 17, 2011
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Mark of the Geek

When their right hand has a red spot from it laying on the mousepad too long and their left hand has a red line from it laying on the edge of the keyboard too long, usually a sign that they have been playing an rpg game too much.
Guy 1: ...Hey. *tired*
Guy 2: You look horrible! Have you been up all night?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Let me see your hands. Yep, you have the mark of the geek, you've been up playing that rpg game!
by TheElephantInDenim August 15, 2011
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Mark Burns

A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"

This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.
"Woah! You have a sweet Mark Burns!"
by TrevorChilds December 31, 2011
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Marking Date

When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.
Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.

Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...
by Len447 November 22, 2022
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