wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping
I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.
by spymax November 29, 2010
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wines and gines

An exchange in which a group of girls gets so drunk on wine whilst simultaneously exchanging foul vagina themed paraphernalia
I got drunk off iced Pinot noir and opened a pair of crotchless panties and a vibrator at this years wines and gines party!
by GAAS January 25, 2024
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Not a wine sac

Albert Einstein is an anagram of ten elite brains so I tried making an anagram of Isaac Newton
by peoplearecrazy April 22, 2022
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Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.
Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts
by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021
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Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.
Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man
by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017
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poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
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