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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
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peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
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Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.
Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.
by Jez86 November 2, 2016
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Broke my peanut

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.
by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022
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Peanut Butter Nutsack

A peanut butter nutsack is where your nutsack falls upon a floater in the toilet after a shit. Also a sex technique related to the Cleveland Steamer
I tried to be on time for work but I had a peanut butter nutsack this morning and had to shower again.
by Theoracleofmeme January 29, 2019
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Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.
"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."
by shittybex September 19, 2016
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Peanut butter spoon

When a man rubbs a spoon full of peanut butter on a women's asshole then licks it Off
The man gave a peanut butter spoon to his wife
by Pizzaman42069 May 27, 2021
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