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microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"
by john blinker September 28, 2025
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Ha Group

Person A: They are so badass-
Person B: Yeah, they're like a ha group lololoololol
by themostbadassbitch March 14, 2021
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Yellow Group

U fucking suck at spelling like really fucking bad
Holy shit Ihlara is so ass at spelling she must be a yellow group fr
by red group mf May 18, 2024
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Group Shuffle

Are you and your friends trying to Group Shuffle .
by KappaKappaNigga October 5, 2017
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Group chats

by HotDaddy2424 December 5, 2019
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Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.
I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.
by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025
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group fax

Like group sex in that a fax message is sent to mulitiple recipients, who inturn, reciprocate with their own faxes.
Tina, Kim and I had a great group fax session all week long.
by cycleboy April 26, 2010
mugGet the group faxmug.

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