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The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
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Badger

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).
Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight
by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021
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badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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