Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swiftingall over the place!
by syntheticanimal February 01, 2016
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Taylor Swift A.I. Porn

Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.
Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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Philly swift

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Tay Swift

'Tay Swift' is a term you can use for someone who wants nothing to do with Spotify.
I listen to iTunes, because I'm a Tay Swift.
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.
by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024
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